One starving Venezuelan peasant had to eat his dumpster rat raw because, in a democratic socialist country with the largest oil reserves in the world, there wasn't enough fuel to cook the rat. He almost died of food poisoning. You can't make this stuff up.
Putting a whole continent at the mercy of a gas valve in Vyborg, Russia is somehow not Russian collusion. I guess. Let's hope that this turns out better than the last time Berlin and Moscow got cozy -- when Hitler and Stalin signed a non-aggression pact in August 1939, keeping the Soviets out of the war long enough for the Germans to waltz all the way to Paris and put a noose around Great Britain's neck.